Welcome:

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There, now that that is out of the way....

Hello friends. And welcome to Adventured Nerd! My name is Mike and my partner is Trey. Partner, like we share the workload, none of that PC gay stuff. Anyhoo, this is a blog aimed at Nerds and the entertainment minded. Our goal is to provide an unspoken opinion on topics and try our hardest to make it funny and not come across looking like assholes, though I fear it's inevitable. Here are some features we will be posting shortly:

- Reviews of movies, TV and video games. We will use our non-expert abilities to complain about as much as possible, then rank said product on a scale from 0-10.
- The Adventured Nerd Podcast where you can hear our voices and the shit we have to say.
- Rants. Lot's o ranting.
- "If I Did It..." A weekly post about if Trey or I made something like a movie or game or baby.
- Secret Sequels- Where we will unearth the lost scripts to some of the most beloved movies.
- Did I mention rants?
- Video!!! Lot's o meme's!!!
-End of the year "Best Of" list. NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE ON THE INTERNET.

I'm sure as time goes on we will be adding many features and guest bloggers. not to mention one or more of the above ideas migh turn out awful and not be used. Jussayin'.
Again, welcome, and thanks for coming. And check back daily for new things to waste time on.