The Force Is Lame With This One

Hey there, folks. Trey here
Awakening from a sleep that very well could have been called divine, I found myself reminiscing on the recent exploits of a certain Rancher. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II certainly fell short of the hype (as all games tend to do), yet this one disappointed me more than my top-hat on prom night. The plot is thin, short, and doesn't stand up by itself...it's a flaccid Lucas plot. And I don't know what Star Wars' obsession is with the cave on Dagobah, but it makes no sense anytime anyone goes in there.
Really the idea behind TFE II seemed to be "Let's set the scene for the final installment in the trilogy!" but in doing so they ruined everyones' bad-ass concepts of Starkiller, Vader, Yoda, and Boba Fett. And in the end the character that comes out looking the most bad-ass? No one. Everyone in this game is made out to be a whiney bitch.
-Trey out
Stretch out with your feelings...No, not there!